w.i.t.h.

This is no April Fool's joke...I would never jest about something that holds this much severity.
All you have to do is substitute today's date {1 April 2009} into the appropriate space,
and only read until you come to the turquoise dotted line.
To find out what I'm talking about, click {this}.

After you've finished reading the text from the link, I have a riddle for you.
"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do April snow-showers bring?"

The answer:
{Armageddon}