Book of the week:
Hawaii Pidgin New Testament? Yes, please.
Matthew 7:3-5 "How come you try spock one small piece junk inside yoa brudda's eye, cuz you know, awready get one big two by four inside yoa own eye. Eh, an how you goin tell yoa brudda, 'Eh, try let me pull da small piece junk outa yoa eye,' wen you get one big two by four inside yoa own eye? You say one ting an anodda! First you gotta take da big two by four outa yoa own eye. Den you can see good fo take da small piece junk outa yoa brudda's eye."