Let's pause for a moment to think about everything wrong with this question. Okay, pausing over.
Why do you think [wild animal of choice] attacked you? Is it perhaps because it's wild? No, no, it couldn't be that. Never.
That being said, I give you:
A mini series coming to Animal Planet, Sunday, March 14th.
Have you heard of this show?
These people adopt and raise wild animals as pets. Sound stupid? Well, it is. The whole show revolves around these "pets" attacking, maiming, and sometimes killing their owners. I just watched a blurb about it on CNN. A woman had a pet leopard. It attacked the back of her head. What else would you expect from a wild animal? They're called wild for a reason. Namely, they aren't supposed to be domesticated. Oh, dear. Oh, dear.