Fact: It is impossible to read a David Sedaris essay out loud without laughing.

First we went to try a new pizza place in town, but we walked in, saw that it was a buffet and then left. {buffets really freak me out} So, we moved to plan b and went to this tried and true staple for pizza consumption in Provo.

After dinner, we decided to play a game of sorts.
The players: Spencer and me.
The rules: Read a David Sedaris essay out loud, and try not to laugh.
Outcome: We failed...miserably.

Go ahead, I dare you: try to read this one out loud and see if you can do it without laughing.
{I couldn't}