please, oh please don't end. i will miss you incredibly when you're gone.
dear blockbuster,
please reinstate late fees so people will actually return the movies i want to see.
dear hollywood video,
i will visit you today with my free rental coupon. please have the movie i want in-stock.
dear boyfriend,
thank you for telling me my bangs are pretty, and talking to me after your bedtime.
dear august twelfth,
hurry up and get here already if it's not too much trouble, so i can go home.
dear cats,
i expect lots of love when i get home. {yes, even from you, tess} and you'll need to find a new place to sleep because i will want my bed back.
dear george hincapie,
please don't retire any time soon. i love watching you ride.
dear motorists of provo,
kindly remember that cyclists are to follow the same rules you do. don't stop and wave me on if i'm the one with the stop sign. you wouldn't do that if i was on a motor bike, so don't do it when i'm on a real bike.
dear free credit report people,
stop it already with the ridiculously annoying commercials.
dear umbrellas at work,
please don't pinch my finger again. it really hurt.
dear weekend,
i think you'll be a good one. don't let me down.
inspired by taza
1 comment:
You are so funny, Alyssa! I really enjoy reading all your "quirky" posts. You're just adorable and you don't even try. Like it or not. :)
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