Here are some of my favorite responses:
2. What are your intentions?: To woo ladies, serve God, and kill ducks.
3. In 50 words or less, describe your perfect date. - Steamy (take that however you want)
4. Describe how you brush your teeth, and what the color of your toothbrush is?: Sexily; blue
5. In 50 words or less, explain the plot, themes and overall meaning of Pride and Prejudice and how you apply it to your daily life. - Mr. Darcy > everyone else. (this is my personal favorite answer -a.)
P.S. I discovered that random, whimsical, nonchalant goal setting actually works.
Ask me about it, and I just may tell you what I mean.